Live the Life Geezers!
Demi. 18. USA.
Real Madrid. Chelsea.
Portugal NT. Brazil NT.

I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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No school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

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tentakrule:

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Neil Barnett : What is it about this team that keeps getting to the final stages of European competitions?What do we have in our blood?

David : Ambition, Belief, Working hard everyday. That’s why.

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest. —Anonymous

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#*raises hand*

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

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#soooo true tho

I am not perfect. I am a human being made of flesh and bone, like everyone. I cry, I laugh, I have my problems.

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#crissy

A lot of people eat here just to see him fly by

Coming soon to a dashboard near you.

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

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niggasandcomputers:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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#barcelona

Happy 32nd Birthday Ricardo Kaka!

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#kaka

Well shit I just overslept by an hour and a half

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yellowcrayolacrayon:

Photo by  - Marco Pucci

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